"Idk how long I have to actually be here. All I know is that if I do move out in the next few months it means that everything in my life that matters to me has abandoned me. I will be lost forever."
"You must try the steak, it's the best in town."
"I love their egg drop. Best hangover cure ever!"
"If you're not here on new years. You're nowhere. Fact"
"Best birthing center on the state! Have your baby here!"