Joel Esler

"People are bitching a lot about tourists, but hey, that's the #1 income source for this area, so stfu."

"If you are riding the train to a or b get in thr front of the train, c or d, towards the back. That way you don't have to wait in line for the escalator to go upstairs."

"This place is great. Except, when we were there, the hotel had a propensity to set off the fire alarm in the middle of the night."

"There is no attendant here."

"The fruit sensations stand, while good, is slow as molasses."

"Under construction, so arrive early because entrances are moving around."