"Wow! Nice little body on that profile pic"
"I disliked this location because this is a very very sad day. It's my last check in here ever. Mr James Walsh passed away and he will be missed."
"I don't know how you could take my mayorship away when that studio is not even set up there now"
"are you kidding me right now! I drive across town and they told me that they were out of helium for balloons. jumping in your freakin car and go to the place that sells the gas and fill your tanks"
"Driveby check ins is not playing fair"
"If you're going to steal my mayorship I expect you to help move trees this year...... :-)."