"There are 45 miniature white foxes in the hotel. Can you find them? Here's three of them in the cocktail bar to get you started."
"The Cup of Tea and Bacon buttie for £2 is a fabulous breakfast bargain. Try it"
"The freshly squeezed orange juice is great and healthy for you too!"
"Go for a wee before you visit here as there are no toilets for visitors until you are collected by your host. There is free water though. Go figure..."
"Always book with an ABTA member :-)"
"Fantastic view from the top but pace yourself going up there are a lot of steps!"