"Be on time or else the witch will curse you."
"They have a good deal on Groupon! Grab it while when you can!"
"Try the pancakes or even the eggs Benedict with crab cakes... Can you say... Delish!"
"Michael A. is the BEST waiter!!! Pick him! Pick Him!! Very polite and thoughtful! Great Experience! A++++"
"Chef's special with artisan salad, ribeye, mushrooms, and chocolate raspberry cake... All I can say is O.M.G."