"The Huarache will change your life. Under "Platos." Spanish for Fuckin' Amazing."
"Hosmer kinda looks like Goku. Or Vegeta."
"Crab Dip, Pomme Frites and that Tuna thing."
"Chicago Brewing Co. has great eats for good prices. Ask concierge for BOGO coupon on microbrews."
"Sunday brunch buffet is delicious, but get there early. They open at 10."
"Thursday nights at $1 Domestic Draws all night."