"Tell the owners to show you their awesome dance moves. Ask for Louis. That old dog can show you some new tricks."
"Such a spacious place to kick back and relax. The bathrooms make you worry, but the overall ambience is of a quaint English cottage."
"Wings are the best in the area. Stupid good."
"The Santo is the best pizza on the menu. We like to get the crust extra crispy as well."