"current mayor usurped this locale and is hostile to outsiders..beware"
"Beware of the boogie monsters hiding in the hallways like at the legends of the hidden temple on nickelodeon"
"Cute decorations, very clean, great balcony. The owner smells a little.."
"Free coffee and candy!! Nice doormen"
"Try the tortellini Alfredo!"
"Homey feel, but an overly friendly staff will come off a little strong with toes licking and constant snuggling."