"Hey, Rachel B. Stop being a fraud and checking in at my house. You have never been here!"
"Drat! Closed on Saturdays"
"Go to Home Depot or OSH to get your yardwaste bags. The ones they sell here are the flimsy green plastic, not heavy duty brown paper"
"The pizza here is awesome!"
"Two of the Wells Fargo ATMs in Terminal 3 have been replaced with Chase machines. The remaining WF machine is between gates 69 and 70."
"Don't even bother coming in on the first Saturday of the month. Insanely long lines!"