"Don't try to break in here. We have dogs, alarm and loaded guns. :)"
"People in academic advising are rude. Prepare thyself."
"Don't look now, but there is a cell tower right before your eyes. See if you can spot it. Hint: do you smell pine? (me either)"
"Font come here if your car has body damage. They will turn you away."
"But Die Trying try really hard too! :D"
"Some crazy cougar crashing into my truck, biach"