"There's WIFI for guests and owners at the new Reception!"
"They have two Power Plates. You should really try them."
"Good variety of dumbbells both for women, men and shaven gorillas."
"I recommend the bacon, sausage and hashbrown bap with a large americano. Great way to start the day."
"Don't stay in nonwinterised caravans over the winter, but then the village idiot could tell you that."
"Not a bad walk through to SnowTrax or if you really feel up to it through to hurn"