"Riley is our guard dog, so you must pet him."
"If you're quiet, Komet might come out =)"
"Their omelets are amazing. You have to try one. =)"
"If you're friends with Brian, ask him to make you a drink - it will be amazing. Carl is a great conversationalist, so talk to him too!"
"Beware of the dogs - even though they're friendly. And if you know us, come for a swim =)"
"Don't forget to pet Dory. Or O'Riley if he's there. Lol"