"Ask an usher for a cheat sheet if you're still having trouble with the new responses."
"If you miss the good old days of fun, buxom blonde stewardesses with a desperate need for attention, fly Delta!"
"So much better than it used to be. Doesn't feel at all like a prison shower now."
"Really, really think it through before going to a 3:00 show on a Saturday. It's a madhouse, a madhouse!"