"If you ever want to see your bike again don't leave it out front!!!"
"Be sure to try out the gloryhole in the mens restroom!!!!"
"Eric Masse is Jacob thomas' bitch"
"Great food & drinks but be careful if your eating with or around Eric Masse cause he gets horrible gas!!!!"
"Be sure to knock or else you might walk in on a guy jerking off to call of duty"
"Great place to get beer on the way to drew belks house"