"Don't order the gold margarita - worst margarita ever - yuck"
"Coupon: $10 off $20 purchase - score!"
"Halloween Special - What a joke! They are totally unable to pull this off - people have been waiting for hours!"
"Everyone here is super nice! Bailey was wonderful!"
"Ridiculous bathroom attendant squirts soap in your hand and gives you your paper towel. And then expects a tip. Hate it!"
"No seamstress now so you're on your own for alterations. Dressing room curtains that don't completely close. Elderly owner who pops into your dressing room uninvited. Geez."