"The people who currently work for St Nick's are awesome, stop by of you ever want to talk about your future like school, they'll help you out."
"I miss you baby, the real world is a harsh place lacking a meal plan..."
"If you're in here, then please clean up the mess, don't steal anything and be careful, I live next to a real life giant."
"In case of emergency:Put hand on top of hand and wiggle thumbs."