"Good breakfast food. Great value. Coffee is only a dollar! Nice ambiance."
"This place is awesome. Puppies, kittens, birds, and fish! I read some bad reviews for this place, and I really think the people who left them are just miserable people in general."
"Awesome view. They'll pat you down real proper like."
"Mr. C's is a church for down-and-outers and those who romanticize them, a rare place where high and low rub elbows."
"If you like breathing second-hand cigar smoke, check it out upstairs."