"If your hair got botched elsewhere, Yuki'll fix you right up."
"Chowder so thick, you can serve it by the slice. Piping hot seafood bisque between cooling shots of ice water is the way to go."
"Opt out. Moan loudly and seductively as you're groped."
"Like happy hours? Belly up to the bar on Sundays from 5-6:30 PM and eat/drink like a king for under fifteen bucks. $3 primitivos and $5 calamari is a weekly ritual now."
"The mayor gets free drinks."
"One of the best damn luthiers in LA. Friendly, professional, affordable, and QUICK (< week) turnaround times."