"This is the portal to Narnia!"
"The Punishment Light! You will ALWAYS get red. It's unavoidable"
"My friend paid $200 to get his car detailed here. He had to take it back because they did a really half-ass job AND severely ruined the paint on his car. Save your $$/car and go somewhere else!"
"We now have Fish Tacos for a limited time only! Hard or soft shell with cabbage, chipotle lime sauce, and your choice of other veggies with a side of chips. Give it a try!"
"Cashiers steal your groceries! My mom caught her cashier the other day trying to hide her other bag on the carousel thing until after she walked away and that wasn't the first time it happened!"