"Amazing, affordable tennis lessons!"
"The cinnamon swirl pancake will change your life!!"
"You need to try the Cuban Panini!!! It will change your life..."
"Swing by the church that meets in here on Sunday's at 9:30... 3n1 Church!!!!"
"Friendly staff! Try the chicken shish kebab plate!!! Amazing!!!"
"Really??? No wi-fi????? Very surprised at this!!!!!"