"Everything about this place is fantastic... except for the loudass terrible modern country blaring in my ears. And, it's the radio so I have to hear a stupid DJ talking about dumb stuff."
"Watch out for the geezer in the green trench coat with the25 inch grey beard!"
"Great place to play "Drink the Beer!" I win every time! Lots of radass TX beers, too!"
"Hey, come on! This is no American restaurant! They need to update this, right there! Exactly."
"I love how quick the service is... unlike some restaurants in the area. "In the area" meaning "right across the street.""
"Is that the guy from that wine movie?"