"This place blows, way overpriced for not even being able to cut the steak against the grain. Complete fail. The slogan is also creative Mexican? That it is not. Bout as standard as it comes."
"Door 44 is closed, but these people are FUCKING AWESOME. Tip them heavily."
"Don't come here if you want food!"
"This place is full of the krazys. So awesome."
"Say hey to Chris for me. White boy with glasses."