"No one that works here or eats here looks healthy."
"Chop Salad was over priced and horrible. It was one piece of salami dice, half a head of iceberg lettuce and a quarter of a tomatoe for $10 bucks! WTF?! Don't order."
"Turn around and go back to civilization."
"Achieve your goals. You can do it. Don't give up."
"Do you want to build muscle? Lose fat? Both? Come talk to me-Kai"