"Betty's Spam sandwiches are the BOMB!"
"Mike "Ike" has killed all the town drunks. There is a current opening for the next victim! Apply at the bar."
"The Mayor of Wally World is a nice boy"
"Nikki is a super barmaid and Lylie and Jade make some tasty pizza! Try Herb's Heaper!!!"
"Deeeeelicious caramel flavored coffee. Thanks Trish!!"
"Fish Bowls of lighter fluid Margaritas rock!"