"...and the sales guy says, "Sir, that is a chafing dish." I turn my attention to an alcohol warmer then he says, "Yan yung pinaka warmer natin." (Duh?!)"
"Too many sales personnel. They keep following you around as you shop and gives unsolicited product info that makes the customer seem dumb. I was holding a chafing dish and the sales guy says,...."
"School opens tomorrow. Don't forget to bring an umbrella..."