"Be nice to Rosie or I'll kill you on your next check in."
"Don't fall in. You won't get superpowers, just cancer."
"Try the duck heart and bacon sandwich. Sounds weird but it's delicious."
"Long Dong Bud rules my life."
"Cereal-Milk soft serve, a chocolate-chocolate cookie and a compost cookie. Perfect taste test."
"Don't leave without a slice of the Bayou Beast."