"Not bad for a west Virginia strip club."
"Don't go in the dungeon..... thats all you need to know."
"They close at 9pm. Great beer selection, OK on the wine. Owner is awesome, when he heard I was a local, told me to let him know if I would like something they don't have and he'll get it. Well played."
"Let me save you the 2 minutes you'll spend here...."
"Stopped here to get Off the road for a little. Glad I did, Cool little store with lots of yummy grub!"