"People are cheap sheep out here. This place is not overpriced. You live in Leawood, shut up."
"Don't bother checking in because someone from the staff holds the mayorship. #notkosher"
"Do not go!!!! The owner let his children use the restaurant as their personal play pen. News flash, people don't like kids screaming and running around them while they are eating."
"Watch out for big bad granola breath"
"Port salut and Indiana sweet swiss.."
"Top Five of grunauer1.Weiner Schnitzel2.Burgerbrau3.Michter's Rye Whiskey4.Scott Beskow5.Drunken, chain smoking jack stack staff"