"Skinny dipping. Sandy butt.drunk beach bitches...Aw ya"
"No grenades or landmines....ok landmines....but seriously no grenades"
"Clean house with non matching furniture....just needs another tv & tv stand please!"
"Great beer prices....for now"
"Show them that your checked in and you get a free game of soggy waffles!"
"This is the house on the block that has the creepy lady with cats"