"I mine nose gold to the tune of the these gross, greasy BLACK TAR Boogers EVERY SINGLE TIME. Regulars, back me up here: We all TALK about it."
"I spoke one Fact to him: the fact that every time I climb, workout, do Yoga, boulder or CrossFit at his silly little gymnasium"
"split between this location and the old location over off Bunker Hill, I was introduced to ART, the sad, pudgy little owner of the Texas Rock Gym."
"I just got banned from TRG today, on NEW YEARS DAY, 2014, When for the first time, in 8+ Years of Rock Climbing (sometimes 3x a week)"
"A Message to the Members of the Public and of the Texas Rock Gym, I am one of You, just ask around and you'll find out who."