"The main hostess tried to pass off that she had some crazy Asian first name, despite that she looks as Hispanic as Home Depot parking lot workers."
"Super crowded and looks like the ghetto United Nations."
"More ethnicities than the United Nations. Smells like poo poo"
"Zero chance of meeting a girl under 200 pounds unless your standards are as low as this place looks."
"Looking for cute girls? Try another gym. Want to see 45 fatsos learn a Hulu dance? Look no further. Ugh. :-("
"The male manager here is smokin hot! Love the salsa"