"Great local beers, good food, and fucking bocce ball. Good shit, sending me back to Denver the right way!"
"I lost my virginity here"
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"The epilogues will fucking kill you"
"If you don't like Benny Blanco's you're simply a pussy and should tuck your sack back before you order. Who cares if they're rude, $2 for the best Pizza around. Grow up"
"If you like douchebaggy over compensating assholes, this place is A number 1"