Zach Kirkland

"Joey Steak with queso. Probably what Jesus ate."

"AKA Penisburg"

"If you sit in the front, don't get up in the middle of a show. That was the rudest thing I've ever seen."

"Listen to the Indie Aisle Mondays from 8pm-10pm!"

"Whoa whoa!"

"If you're going to screw around on Facebook, at least be courteous and not talk. Some of us are actually here to study."