"Ballin'! So who's taking me out to eat here? Drinks on you, duder."
"This is a great place to come see music that I do lights for. If you want to hang out just bring some food, drinks and money for me. That way it's not a waste of my precious time if you're not cool"
"This place is awesome! Basically what I like about it is that I get in for free and people there buy me things to eat. I cannot afford much due to my drug habit, but this makes people work for me."
"Don't go here. People basically want to go more into themselves here. It sucks for me because I need to manipulate them to get free food and drugs. Try a restaurant or a music venue instead."
"This is a great place, ask for Jen. She basically makes my food for free and I don't even pay her. It's awesome to never have a grasp of responsibility!"