"Prices here much better than Bourbon Street!"
"Use a different airport! This place is ridiculously slow for what should be a straightforward European transfer"
"This is a private residence - marked as entertainment for fun - so you can only be the mayor of our mn home if you are trespassing!"
"Lunchtime buffet for $8.95! Fabulous!!"
"Check out "Check Out my Buns" and grab a slice of treacle ginger cake before it sells out! Possibly the sexiest cake in the world!!!"
"Wings chicken green pepper black bean noodle has noodles in it - but good luck hunting for the chicken, green peppers or black bean! Awful greasy yuck!"