"Bring an empty six pack case so you can fill it with the pick and play bottle selections."
"Don't feed the hockey players. Also for God's sake Stop Pounding On The Glass."
"Don't pet the underwear models. They'll ask you to leave. There is a place to sit down behind the counter."
"I hear the airplanes are great here. You should try one."
"DO NOT FEED THE NAUGHTY SQUIRRELS"
"For God's sake don't run your finger along the edge of the sheet of glass. This isn't the Potek blood drive. Its an awesome make a tile class."