"Great showing for the wake. I’d imagine there’s gonna be a lot of traffic the day of the funeral."
"Burger is ten under par. So good it should come with a green jacket. Ask for extra crack sauce, I mean special sauce."
"The bathroom in this place is the gold standard of gas station bathrooms. Best one I’ve eve been to. Quite the surprising treat. Good snack deals as well."
"Beautiful house with the beach as your back yard. Beach is private so swim at your own risk and feel free to let your dad bod out!"
"CHIPOTLE IS MY LIFEEEEEEEE."