"Wait in line to be groped by your government! 4th amendment free zone!"
"Complete the homeless hat trick of being asked for money, cigarettes, and seeing a bum throw a 40 at the federal building!"
"Don't break in. Seriously."
"Blasphemy. This cart is fantastic. The guys who run it are friendly too. They call you by name and give you extra if you're a regular. I've seen the street blocked from people stopping to get lunch!!!"