"Try the fried egg sandwich!"
"Slowest service I've ever had at a sandwich place."
"They need to hire more staff. Seems like there's constantly a long line."
"Try their Nut Bush brew."
"The Chicken Sandwich is awesome. Be careful, though- the sauce will leak through the bag and drip all over you!"
"Get a Schooner (goblet) of Lonestar for $3, 3-close every day."