"Don't plan on eating at this pretentious pathetic "ale house"! Especially if you have food allergies, the chef/owner doesn't care to cook your food separately to avoid allergic reactions..."
"If your going to use pine tar, do it discreetly please."
"This location just opened! It's awesome! James at customer service is amazing!!!!!"
"They could have SOME conversation with their customers, like maybe thank them for eating their crappy food!"