"Damn! They were out of horse meatballs."
"Bring a book to read while they try to locate your package with their archaic computer system. I recommend "War and Peace" because you can finish it before they find it."
"Awesomely perfect Mai Tais made by equally awesome bartender Katie!!"
"Their slogan "A Taste of Paris!" couldn't be more true! I feel like I'm eating right on the Champ-Élysées instead of a dumpy Delaware bus terminal!"
"Don't be a douchebag, people! When you see people waiting for a table, don't LINGER!!!!"
"Best breakfast in Hollywood!!"