"Escargot and ribeye are sublime!"
"Great salads but the machetes are overkill. Get on that #obamacare."
"I love the food. Service was super hurried though. Felt like the old guy with the book in Diner Dash."
"NYC yellows aren't allowed to pick up here. Wack."
"Best cupcakes in the land. Right balance of sweetness which means it's not too cloying like its competitors. I'll luv this bakery forever."
"Add chocolate chips to your red velvet pancakes. You're welcome."