"Nope. I will not come here again. My 'chimichanga' came with pizza sauce and mozzarella. And since when do you have to pay for chips?!"
"My cocktails were so delicately made. All the food was fantastic. Thank you, Chad, for the tour through all of my taste buds!"
"I hear Chef Boyar-Robby knows how to cook some fantastic pork belly."
"Wenzel says to get the Green Machine. And a Bazooka Joe! He was dead on!!!"
"Sit at the bar. This is the best sushi I have ever had! And I have traveled!"
"I can literally eat here eat here every single day of my life!"