"This place is reeeeeaaaallllyyyy slow. If they had better employees, maybe it'd be worth the 45 minute wait. But good food!"
"The stawberry lemonade is the bomb dot com!"
"Favorite place to get my eyebrows threaded!"
"Best in town! Nice people, fast service, and great times! Fried mushrooms are the best!"
"Try the chocolate chip pancakes with strawberry syrup. Delish!"
"Worst McDonald's in town. No joke. They take foooorever, plus they never get your order right. Pfft. >:|"