"Delivering 75 PBJs to these nice folks. The Denver Peanut Butter Plan volunteers made 1,000 sandwiches for the hungry again today!"
"All the best marketing ideas come from cool water flotation devices and the SS Peacemaker."
"Freakin' aggressive swans!! Watch out!!!"
"Custom metals shop....great peeps!"
"Hey, here's a tip - you should actually GO to a place to check in....not just sit in your apartment next door and check in from your couch!"
"Kobe Beef hot dog Chicago'd up rocks!!"