"First time here at a Platinum (was here last year as a Gold). My bed is almost the size of the room - no suite upgrade. I'm sad. :(. This room is too damn small!!!"
"I've never had this type of BBQ - it's more vinegary and less sweet. But boy, was it delicious ! And cheap!"
"No longer a Starwood property..."
"The Moon is made of cheese"
"Arrrrgh!! Shiver me timbers! I'm the mayor!!"
"Everyone take foot off break, and transfer the foot to the gas."