"All the signs posted by the mall about expected behavior smell like bananas!"
"The giant robot is usually too busy plotting world domination to talk about stamps."
"They use vinyl records as plates! Ask for a Frank Sinatra and get free garlic bread!"
"Be careful of the porcelain camel, it's fragile. Plus free wi-fi!"
"Keep an eye out for the Russian spies."
"Order the Brie. You won't regret it."