"The Monday-Friday "loyalty" special is fantastic. For $39 you get a round of golf, breakfast, lunch, and free fountain drinks all day! Booyah!"
"This retarded hotel claims their queen beds are just smaller than most queens. Duh, in every other reality that is called a double! I reserved queens! I have been on the phone with Expedia for 1.5 hrs"
"Go to Smashburger. The Buckeye Burger is the best gourmet burger I have ever had. Compliment it with the SmashFries and you will have a delicious meal."
"This place has the best New York style pizza. It is comparable to the best genuine NY pizza's I have had. They also have great Stromboli and lasagna!"