"Food is prefab and terrible"
"If you say the phrase" Are you a Chuckeroo" to the manager he will give you fries on the house!!!"
"Chuck was fired. Ignore first tip"
"They offer peanuts so customers have something to keep them occupied while waiting for food. I was a former GM for Five Guys"
"The chick working here has nice cans"
"99 cent Breakfast!! That's what's up!"