"As close to a New York Bakery without actually being in the Big Apple!"
"The second oldest bar in PDX!"
"Rough N Tough Montana Bar. Give it a chance it will grow on you. Cleanest Bar Bathroom's in town. Also a bad-ass jukebox and great bar staff! Don't be an idiot and you'll have a great time!"
"Best Damn Sandwich in town!"
"Justin has class and he slays the ladies with Awesome Nerd Power! Tip him well!"
"You can't find a cheaper breakfast! Well worth every cent! Chicken Biscuits and White Gravy!"